Our next PPV is Fed Wars: Episode One, the Facical Menace. FCoGW vs COIN, look at COIN, we're coming to get yer!
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FCoGW - Classic Parody!
Warning: This is a parody fed which is here
for fun, there may be some contents that offend some people, if you
are offended, don't complain, we'll do it for you! We try to be humourous but we may delve into bad taste occasionally, remember, we're here for everyone, not just you!
You have entered the Facical Confederacy of
Gimmick Wrestlers. You are currently looking at the beginning of an
era, where dreams probaby won't come true for 79.9% of you, but
there's still the other 20.1% isn't there? We welcome you with open
arms, but we may not hug you if we don't like what you're wearing.
You know how it is. You look around originality and creatvity rush up
and slap you in the face. A place where the normal actiities of life
are not needed. Unless that's your gimmick. Take a good look at the
FCoGW, it could very well be your confederacy!
FCoGW
This federation if being run by one
guy, Dr. Zeus Xavier. At the moment it is quite easy because we only
have a few wrestlers, but it could get harder for him. Please be
patient if the card doesn't come up Friday, it could come up any ol'
day. But once a week you'll see a card. Soon there will be two cards
per week, when there's enough wrestlers. So tell your friends. If you
have ideas or want to help send them to me ([email protected])I
greatly appreciate all contributions, it our fed, not just mine. So
please don't hesitate in helping, it will be greatly accepted. There
will be a few major cards during the year, here's what you can expect
from us. May 6 Exterpation- Grudge matches only! Queen's Queer
Birthday Celebration- Gimmick challenge matches, as weird as you can
think of them. Zeus's Malignant Vital fluid Disgorge- a royal rumble
type match where you're disqualified if you bleed. November 19 Stable
Day- a chosen stable gets to wrestle whoever, however, whenever,
wherever and whatever they want. And finally the Millenium Bug Crash-
once only because we won't be around for the next one, you choose a
weapon, there's no ring but there's a hockey rink that's not icy, you
fight wrestle, do whatever you want but the last man standing wins.
In a few weeks time, there will be a once only Regal Ruckus, our
equivalent of a royal rumble, will occur for the FCoGW Global
Champion. There probably be a few of these Ruckus's here and there
though!